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If you like any of the Ragdoll Blast games then you’ll like Doodle Bomb free on iTunes today:

bhans — Mon, 05 Jul 2010 07:41:35 +0000

Throw timed bombs to destroy obstacles and activate gadgets

http://itunes.apple.com/us/app/doodle-bomb-physics-puzzle/id349371898?mt=8

‘Mega Jump’ is free on iTunes today. I give it a C+ @getsetgames

bhans — Sat, 22 May 2010 14:09:29 +0000

‘Mega Jump’ has cool graphics and sounds but I don’t really know how to control the alien guy. You launch him up in the air to collect coins and he keeps going as long as he is hitting coins. I didn’t see any instructions other than ‘tap here’ at the beginning. Worth a free download just to see him launch into the sky. I give it a C+ because it will get boring after a while http://ow.ly/1qy91R

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Korea 2010

bhans — Sat, 24 Apr 2010 02:11:06 +0000

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It’s Crazy Hair Day at school today

bhans — Tue, 23 Feb 2010 14:31:36 +0000

I think the boys used up all of the hair product they could find (and maybe some household adhesives too)

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I love the sounds on this game: Ultimate Video Poker for #iPhone free today on iTunes

bhans — Tue, 02 Feb 2010 10:55:36 +0000

Price Drop: Ultimate Video Poker (games)

Ultimate Video Poker 1.0.10

Category: Games
Price: $0.99 -> Free (iTunes)

Description:

Ultimate Video Poker in collaboration with www.FreeAppaDay.com will be free today and today only.

20 video poker games in one, including 4 triple and 3 ten play games!

Play a realistic simulation of 20 of the most common or popular casino video poker games.

Large easy to read cards and smooth 3D animations.

Fast game play with tap to stop win animations.

Optional auto hold picks cards to optimal game strategy.

High quality sound effects and real Casino background sounds.

Bankroll is editable to allow entry of custom amounts of money to play (Money played in the game is a simulation).

Easy to use UI.

All single play games have optional double up mode to double your winnings.

This is the ultimate video poker collection to perfect your casino video poker strategy.

Features:

* 20 games in one:

** Tens or Better

** Jacks or Better

** Aces & Eights

** Aces & Faces

** Joker Poker

** Double Joker Poker

** Deuces Wild

** Deuces & Joker Poker

** Bonus Poker

** Double Bonus Poker

** Double Double Bonus Poker

** Triple Double Bonus Poker

** Bonus Deuces Wild

** Triple play Jacks or Better

** Triple play Deuces Wild

** Triple play Bonus Poker

** Triple play Joker Poker

** Ten play Jacks or Better

** Ten play Deuces Wild

** Ten play Joker Poker

* Play video poker with real world paytables.

* Each game has full statistics to analyze and perfect your video poker strategy.

* Each game has auto save and restore so you can take a break and save your progress.

* Each game has auto hold to hold according to best game strategy.

* Each game has individual reset of stats and bankroll.

* Real Casino ambient sound background track.

* High quality sound effects.

* Fast game play with tap to stop win animations.

* Easy to use interface.

* Sounds on/off.

What’s New

Fixed bug where in the multi hand games, a discard could show up in one of the other hands.
Ultimate Video Poker

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Hearts Net for #iPhone free this week on iTunes

bhans — Tue, 02 Feb 2010 10:13:58 +0000

Price Drop: Hearts Net (games)

Hearts Net 2.0.0

Category: Games
Price: $1.99 -> Free (iTunes)

Description:

The classic card game Hearts. You can play solo against three robot players or against one or more of your friends on a WiFi network. This game does not allow you to play against others on the worldwide internet, only with other people in the same building.

This game is now free for awhile, in order to help get the word out.

Many of my Hearts Solo players told me it’s too easy to shoot the moon, so I upgraded my robots to be far more paranoid about that. Try it and see if they are better at defense than they used to be.

Card movements are animated. Works in portrait and landscape modes. Hearts rules enforced are exhaustive and complete. Scores are displayed hand-by-hand, showing progress over time. Very configurable. Saves your game between runs of the program. Robot players are pretty good.

For more details, see my website.
Hearts Net

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More local cuisine in Taiwan tonight at a restaurant called Mah Kah Ro Nee Goo Rill

bhans — Wed, 27 Jan 2010 12:24:24 +0000

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Now departing SLC to LAX DL1735 27C B757-200 WiFi confirmed @SeatGuru

bhans — Sat, 23 Jan 2010 17:59:29 +0000

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I took my boys to breakfast today

bhans — Sat, 12 Dec 2009 20:14:40 +0000

We got up early this morning because Steph was going to Logan to vist some friends. We started the day at Johanna’s Kitchen in Sandy. This is the restaurant where I had my first job and I’ve told the boys stories about working there over the years. That place is a complete waste now. It used to be a greasy spoon, coffee shop that had simple, down home, country cooking. Now their sign reads: “Johanna’s shrimp festival” Seriously? I assume that the real Johanna who hired me in 1988 has probably passed away and the place is struggling to reinvent itself, and failing. Chuck Wagon Breakfast is the only way to go but for $12.00 – no way. I can eat cheaper than that at any airport, gawd. Anyway, I guess the old Johanna’s will continue to live in my good memories.

As we ate breakfast the conversation turned to old people and retirement for some reason.

Josh: “why are old people always so jolly?”
Me: “i didn’t know they were. And who says the word jolly anymore?”
we laughed about that

Josh: “what do old people do when they retire?”
Xander: “sit around an be bored”
Josh: “I wouldn’t do that. I’d travel around and look for famous people”
Xander: “old people can’t do that because they’re too old”

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this is a test

bhans — Thu, 12 Nov 2009 04:32:27 +0000

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